Meet the Spartans

Rating: PG 13

Genre: Comedy/Adventure

Plot: This is a spoof of the movie 300. King Leonidas leads his troop of 13 Spartans to fight the Persians. He has to battle to prevent Xerxes, King of Persia, from taking over his beloved Sparta. He battles with Persians constantly, usually by dance-off or "Your momma..." jokes. He and his troops come across a hunch-backed warrior that offers to help them, but as this warrior happens to be Paris Hilton, Leonidas denies her the chance to fight for Sparta. Hilton then turns and informs Xerxes of a secret passage that can be used to sneak attack the Spartans led by Leonidas. Once Xerxes, corners them, the Spartans fight and ultimately end up fighting Xerxes himself.

My Opinion: I thought this movie was hillarious, but it is only funny by stupid humor. The movie is not serious at all, and is extremely stupid, so be warned it is not for all, especially not those with sophistacated senses of humor. The movie also has a lot of sexual slang and humor, and I do not recommend it to be viewed by small children.

I give this movie 2 1/2 pickles out of 5!